Mr Webman bring me Stephi
by Rick M

Mr. Webman, bring me a star
Make her the cutest I’ve seen so far
Give her two lips like Jolie and Pam Lee
Then tell her that I want no other, only Ms Stephi .

Webman, I’m feeling blue
Don’t have nobody to "I. M." To
Please help me, so  magically
Mr. Webman, bring me Stephi.

Mr. Webman, bring me a Star
Make her the cutest that I’ve seen so far.
Give her the word that I’m no slacker
Then tell her I''ll vote  here now and ever after.

Webman, I’ve had enough
Don’t have nobody to show my stuff
Please help me, so  magically
Mr. Webman, bring me Stephi.

Mr. Webman (male voice: "Yesss?") bring us a Star
Give her  those eyes that says come as you are
Give her a tush  like a  Basketball
And a set of boobs that will make you crawl

Mr Webman, someone to phone (someone to phone)
Give her a  cell site  to call my home
Please help me, so  magically
Mr Webman, bring us Stephi.
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