Stephi's   Juke Box
in Paradise

Thanks for visiting, here's a tune from the early 60s, written by Mr. Allen
Sherman and now changed for a little fun with our girl Stephi.
Sing along if you can, its real easy. It helps if you remember the tune.


Hello Stephi
Hello Lord
Here I am at
Betty Ford
Treatment here
very straining
And the Doctors say be quiet and stop
complaining

Seating here
with  Jerry Buss
He owns the lakers
he such a lush
You remember
Richard Stang... now
He told Harley Blond the model,  shes much to
old now

All the counselors
there so cruel
No Stephi photos
for us to drool
And the head nurse
allows no web time
So she reads to us all naked at  each bed time.

Listen now,
I'll say it slow
That my room mate
is a Homo
You remember
Ricky M
He had  illegal Stephi photos when they
searched him

Take me home, oh Stephi  please Don't
say nooooooooo,   I'm on my  knees Don't
leave me  this horrible curse
I might get beaten by a  nurse

Send me home... I beg of you, and I
will behave and always  be true Oh
please don't make me have to stay
I've been.... here... one....whole.... day.

Dearest Stephi,
I'm a louse
No voting  Harley
at the mouse
I will sign up,
with my credit
No more sharing passwords ever, there I said it

Wait a minute,
I hear screaming
Girls are swimming,
skinning dipping
Beers are pouring
I feel  better
Oh! Stephi Girl  kindly disregard this letter.
Tammy Faye